humaxgh0ull:

jaaaaaeger:

*dyes hair with the blood of my enemies*

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zizino:

*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?

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harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

afrokitty81:

blacknoonajade:

Jonghyun fell straight back like a true gangsta. Lowkey looked like he passed out. He didn’t even try to cushion his fall. Just him and gravity: a love story.  Like I’m crying laughing here. 

Jinki: Actually puts his hands out like a normal person and sits down…Key:  Has the vapors and lays down on his fainting couch…Taemin: Part of the Black Panther Party movement…Minho:  Rocks with it, leans with itJonghyun:  You know he dead.

afrokitty81:

blacknoonajade:

Jonghyun fell straight back like a true gangsta. Lowkey looked like he passed out. He didn’t even try to cushion his fall. Just him and gravity: a love story. Like I’m crying laughing here.

Jinki: Actually puts his hands out like a normal person and sits down…

Key: Has the vapors and lays down on his fainting couch…

Taemin: Part of the Black Panther Party movement…

Minho: Rocks with it, leans with it

Jonghyun: You know he dead.

(Source: dashboard-in-asians)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

sehwun:

EXO IS FILMING A NEW VARIETY SHOW AND SHINHWA WILL BE STARRING IN THE FIRST EPISODE I CAN’T BREATHE

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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(Source: jongdeer)

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