*older relative voice* Do you have a boyfriend?
What’s your superhero name?
Jonghyun fell straight back like a true gangsta. Lowkey looked like he passed out. He didn’t even try to cushion his fall. Just him and gravity: a love story. Like I’m crying laughing here.
Jinki: Actually puts his hands out like a normal person and sits down…
Key: Has the vapors and lays down on his fainting couch…
Taemin: Part of the Black Panther Party movement…
Minho: Rocks with it, leans with it
Jonghyun: You know he dead.
EXO IS FILMING A NEW VARIETY SHOW AND SHINHWA WILL BE STARRING IN THE FIRST EPISODE I CAN’T BREATHE
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45